This is a very impromptu post. I just had to write something. 2011 has been a generally bleh year for me…the type that you just want to roll by quickly so that you would feel the ‘fresh air’ you feel the next year would bring. One of the reasons I really am not as excited … Continue reading

Dear Diary: My Confession (Part 3)

We moved to a new 2-bedroom apartment about 3 months after Honorable first bought corn from us. He & Mama became good friends and he came to our house a lot, and at any time too. Afterall, he paid for the apartment. One day, Mama told me Honorable was coming to visit us but she … Continue reading

Dear Diary: My Confession (Part 2)

Mama said “Orimisan, things are still very difficult”. She only called me Orimisan when I was in trouble, so my hatred for the name is understandable. I despised being called Ori more because of the memories the name carries. I shouldn’t get ahead of myself now. Many things happened between then and now. She signaled … Continue reading

Dear Diary: My Confession (Part 1)

Dear Diary, I had a good childhood. Don’t get me wrong please! The word “good” is relative. My childhood was superb if you compare it with what I went through some years before now. I never knew my dad. My mother never mentioned his name. I knew very early in life not to ask questions … Continue reading

Miss Influenza

I am sick. Ok…scratch that…I’m not sick, I have cattarh. I’m not like those oyinbos that would stay indoors because they have “the flu”…they will now lie in bed with their red faces like its more than cattarh. NO!!!! In my house, you are only sick when you have malaria. That’s it!!! You can’t stay … Continue reading

Dear Diary.

I cast out every spirit of 2 posts per month in my life in Jesus’ name. Kiloderm?! Anyway, I got something for y’all before August gallops off…enjoy… ************************************************** Dear Diary, He hit me again today. I saw an entirely different colour of stars; the colour was a mix of peach and red- they were so … Continue reading

My Notes: Letter to My Ex-Crush.

Hey all :d, So in order to get my writing “mojo” back on, I’ve decided to write a series of my thoughts to some people…they may come in form of letters or otherwise…I don’t promise to do this everyday but I’ll try & be consistent… Dear ex-Crush T., How are you? How’s law school? You’ve … Continue reading

Life As I Want It

I’m in class right now and I’m bored & tired…I can’t hear a word the lecturer is saying yet every other classmate is laughing hard & saying something. Maybe I’m not listening…maybe I don’t want to hear anything…Heads bowed, licking my sweet Victoria Secrets’ lipgloss (lemme hear ahn ahn ahn ahn *in Pastor Okotie’s voice*), … Continue reading

Baba Amala…welcome!!!!

I can feel my heart palpitating & my hand pulsating now. If you read this line carefully, you’ll hear my heartbeats. I’m very tired & angry and this is one of the times I wanna live alone…not get married, just freaking live alone!!!!! My dad travelled with my youngest sibling few days back and they … Continue reading

Kiss And Tell

I’m lying in bed, watching MTV Base and guess which song came on…that gay-ish song by 3Oh3 & Ke$ha-My first kiss. Their lips in that song are very yucky…i mean why do they have to paint on gold lipstick and start pouting like snakes in our faces?(Do snakes pout?..whatever) And that Ke$ha? she just looks … Continue reading